Do you know that according to WHO, the avian influenza in Indonesia is now at stage 3? This is out of 6 levels, in which level 5 and 6 are already epidemic levels in which we have to go into quarantine already. Anyway, I will not discuss something serious like that, oh no…
Though this is somehow still related to the issue of avian influenza, this is of a more relaxed nature.
In the news since late last year, there has been coverage on bird flu all over Aceh region, and although we have been a bit worried, we actually did not really take it seriously until it literally knocked on our neighbor’s door. About three days ago, local newspapers covered a story about 36 chicken that died suddenly and were identified positively by Dinas Peternakan of catching the avian influenza virus, and guess what…the spot was actually 150 meters away from our house. O…ow…and only when we read carefully the piece of news, mentioning 6 other areas in Banda Aceh where avian influenza had been found among chicken, oh, how we know the names of the places by heart…So we tried to take a precaution measure.
As any other more fortunate households around here, we have somebody to help us clean up the house and oh, what a wonderful cook she is (to be honest, she’s better in cooking than cleaning…well, she likes cooking more than cleaning anyway…). And one day, my dear bule housemate decided to inform her not to buy eggs on her own…
Conversation (original in very basic Indonesian..)“Kak, sekarang anda tidak membeli telur lagi ya. Saya akan membeli telur untuk rumah, dan bersihkan dan put , (‘Schatz, what’s to put in Bahasa Indonesia?’ ‘Taruh’, came the reply), ah ya…taruh di kulkas. Tolong tidak membeli telur. Anda hanya memasak telur di kulkas.”
“Kenapa Mister?”
“Mm, sekarang ada flu burung di Aceh, dan kemarin ada news di koran bilang ada ayam mati di dekat rumah kita. Lebih bagus hati-hati. Kami membeli telur dari toko special lalu bersihkan dengan sabun special juga, untuk hati-hati.”
(this is actually a simplified explanation since he was not sure that he is able to explain thoroughly and discuss with her in Indonesian)
“Ah, Mister beli telur Australia ya…baik, baik…”
We had no clue what she meant by that, but since there was no chance to continue the discussion, he was simply grateful that she understood he would buy the eggs for the whole house, simply nodded and walked away.
We thought that was because there is a shop around here that many affectionately called the “bule shop”, originally named Blangrakal meat shop. This shop has evolved over the months from an imported meat shop into import shop which sells mostly things to satisfy the taste of the bules, expats for those who don’t know what bule is, or Indonesians coming from Jakarta or other bigger cities who once in while crave for good ice cream, jams, fancy daily products we can’t find in normal supermarkets. This shop IS famous for New Zealand steak meat, and though NZ and OZ are two different places, we could understand the confusion (well, I am not that good with geography anyway, so that’ no wonder for me…)
Only later during the weekend we understood that “telur Australia” is a new-found egg “branding” created by our great eggs marketer to ease the mind of the paranoia surrounding the bird flu matter (oh no, we are not paranoid, we are simply taking precaution…he…he…).We heard from a couple of friends visiting us later that week that their egg “supplier” also claimed to have imported their eggs from Australia, so “bebas flu burung”, oh sorry…I mean “bird flu free”.
Oh yeah…like you are going to eat rotten eggs brought over the ocean from Australia to escape bird flu?
Geez…what a funny world…


Anyway, nobody did much more than stealing a curious glance, no question asked… great eh? And that was really great timing since during that week, and the following, and the following week…my work load is really record breaking… But thanks to my not very cute wrist bands, I have happier wrists now (though there is now no chance for the bands to return to their true calling since they have been stretched out of shape to accommodate the base of my palms and my working fingers…well, that’s life… c’est la vie…)








